Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Have You Ever?

I know that I haven't written in a while but I have an excuse. I've started working again and it's really cramping my style. My one saving grace is that there are free Cokes in the kitchen. Anyway, I'm a temp which is the lowest of the low at Calvin Klein. I can't write much because people are watching and my temp career is at stake. However, I wanted to let you know that I just masturbated in the bathroom here. I would love to hear your "Masturbation at Work," stories.

Peace,

Lavurn

1 Comments:

At 9:25 AM, Blogger Lavurn&Shirlee said...

Vurn,

I yanked my chain only once while at work. It was on the 35th floor of the Sony building. Sony was the company that made Playstation a household name, so I thought it gave me license to play at my workstation. Anyway, my story is the age old tale of the hot xerox copy repairman. He came earlier that work day. Visions of his amazing ass kept haunting my memories throughout the day, so that evening I let him have me right on my desk, or at least my fantasy did.

Love,

Idle hands Shirl

 

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