Triple Play

Hey Lavurn,

I know it's been a while since I have posted on our wildly popular blog. I apologize to our readership for my absence. Your last entry made me curious to know our reader's answers to your masturbutory work poll. Last night I had an embarrassment of riches that I need your help with, Vurn. After many weeks of socializing with the boys in the football league, my efforts to be charmingly available are finally beginning to pay off. A couple of cuties began showing some interest in me last night. The bad news is that they all wanted to show interest at the same time.

Now, I know what you're saying, Vurn, "cry me a river", but I'm not as adept as you are at playing the field, especially when the field consists of more than one other player. I don't think in advance to have one meet me in the bathroom or pretend to go out for a smoke even though I don't touch cigarettes. You need to instruct me in the ways of a jedi master baiter.

It all began innocently enough. Very innocently in fact. We were at an after game social, which really is a loose term for drinking. I've never seen any strawberrys at any of these socials. Anyway, at the beginning of the social, I felt like I was at a Grand Poo Bah Lodge meeting. Chatting here, getting a drink there, no harm. I was getting to know more about my potential gentleman callers separately. But by the end of the evening, two of the three were vying to share my chair. It was kind of like musical chairs except the music never stopped playing. Finally, one guy asked the other guy's friend to get rid of him. I thought that there might be a rumble.

Long story short, everyone went home empty-handed so to speak. It was all too much for me. As I was assessing the situation later with the remaining Poo Bah friends, I asked them what they would have done in my situation. The answer I got was, "Choose". But I'm sorry, I don't know any of these guys that well, so it seemed kind of silly of me to throw one of my babies out with the bathwater. Instead I made no choice and spent the evening with my haunting visions and my hands full. What would Brian Boitano do, I ask you?

Finally, I just want to mention to our readers that we finished our regular season of Gay Football. Thanks to our stellar record, NBC is planning a special edition of "The Biggest Loser" just for our team. Go team!!

Hugs,

Shirl