A Brownie Aphrodisiac

New Year's Eve. Not the best holiday of the year, but certainly better than Columbus Day.

This year I decided to spend some quality time with friends over dinner. Dinner was going to be beef tenderloin, so I thought I would add my own culinary knowledge to the menu by making some special brownies, brownies with a secret ingredient. Duncan Hines, if you want to sell more boxes of brownie mix, I suggest you start marketing these because they were the hit of the party.


About 20 minutes after the lucky selected party revelers ate their dessert, they all started getting REALLY horny. It was as if someone had turned on Isaac Hayes and turned the overhead lights to candlelight, because all around me, people were grinding their crotches and smooching with people they had just met. Finally a New Year's Eve worth talking about!

Cute guys whom I had fantasized about only the night before started showing me their nipples. Before long I thought the room was going to sprout mattresses for the group orgy. But alas, the night did not hold hot and sweaty sex for this Irishman. Stupidly, I kept enjoying the alcohol poured by some bartender who was determined not to put any mixer in my drink! And so, Lavurn, this Shirlee spent his first day of the New Year purging from all the binging the night before.

C'est la vie! Long live Christopher Columbus!!