A new years afterthought....

I attended a similar new years eve party where a certain brownie almost made Diana Prince give up her secret identity. I also witnessed an escalated level of horniness or was it competitiveness? I have learned that competing over a boy is never worth it for the following reasons: 1. It makes one look desperate. 2. It detracts from the overall enjoyment of the evening. 3. It becomes more about winning and being the top alpha gay versus actually getting to know a person. and 4. Life is too short.

So back to New Years...

While I was having a nice talk with a new handsome stranger, I began to notice the stalking ritual of hungry gays happening. I tried to keep focused as the salivating wolf gay began to approach and begin sniffing around my handsome stranger who was now a sitting duck waiting to be torn apart. As the evening progressed, I could not help but be faced with the decision men have faced for centuries...Fight or bow out gracefully. Despite being a Wonder Woman, I chose to focus on the purpose of the evening (ringing in the new year with new friends) and not worry about scoring this new handsome gentleman who did not even live in New York and was 10 years younger than I. Once that decision was made the evening began to be quite enjoyable and educational. Every once in a while, I would check on the poor duck and the wolf to see how it was progressing. As one might have expected, it appeared the wolf was more into the chase and capture than the duck itself. This was determined by the wolfish overall expression of victory and his sneaking back off to his den without the duck in his mouth. The duck wore the expression of surprise and sadness that he wasted his evening on the wolf only to be licked a few times and left to be plucked by another hunter. But by then, all the hunters had returned home. How sad for the duck that he fell for the wolf versus Diana Prince who had nothing but genuine intentions for him.
Well, the new year began with a lesson learned for all involved. Including Diana Prince. Apparently, I may be a super hero, but even I still have a lot to learn about the behaviors of men. And more importantly, I learned how to watch "friends" and their mating habits and re-think my desire to develop friendships further based on such behaviors. A wise Amazon once told me on Paradise Island to be careful of your words and actions, because they become habits and thus your character is then defined by those habits. I would hope WW's character remained intact on New Years which is more than I can say for the wolf.
Diana Prince