The Twelve Days Of Hearings

I don't know about our vast reader base, Lavurn, but I have been waiting with baited breath for the Senate hearings of Justice Samuel Alito. Nothing says sweet partisan bickering like the potential shift in our judicial system, although to me, these "activist" judges that Bush keeps referring to don't seem to be doing a thing for me. Where's my legal marijuana to celebrate when I marry my man and then realize what a horrible mistake it is so I can perform euthenasia, hmm activist judges?

Well, today is the first day of hearings, so I thought I would start a running holiday song as we learn about our potential new Supreme Court Justice. Hummmmm....

"On the First Day of Hearings, Alito said to me, 'I don't know nothin' bout birthin' no babies!'"