Red Handed

Dear Readers,

Your many letters and emails thanking the Gabby Gays for our pearls of wisdom have meant a great deal to us. Today I have a doozy, so whip out your note pads and pencils!

When home visiting family on an extended visit and if hypothetically perchance you have forgotten your favorite nighttime lubricant, be sure to read the label on the moisturizer you borrow for your bedroom. Because without such careful scrutiny, the next day your eagle-eyed niece will ask you why one of your palms is darker than the other and you will realize that the moisturizer is also a self-tanner.

Your friend in the battle against humiliation,

Shirlee